Contorting for your pleasure.

Contorting for your pleasure.

Trapped by bachelorettes! #instagay #gogo #shirtless

Trapped by bachelorettes! #instagay #gogo #shirtless

I suppose you were not aware that Black & Decker makes rainbow suspenders.

I suppose you were not aware that Black & Decker makes rainbow suspenders.

Whole new world.  (at Musical Mondays at Eleven Nightclub)

Whole new world. (at Musical Mondays at Eleven Nightclub)

Well it has been one hell of a rumspringa.  (at Faultline)

Well it has been one hell of a rumspringa. (at Faultline)

Woof. #instagay #gogo (at Faultline)

Woof. #instagay #gogo (at Faultline)

Popular attraction at The Abbey. #instagay

Popular attraction at The Abbey. #instagay

In case you were wondering, I can now confirm that yes, #judytenuta does indeed being her accordion to red carpet events.

In case you were wondering, I can now confirm that yes, #judytenuta does indeed being her accordion to red carpet events.

My fascinator and I are a little concerned.

My fascinator and I are a little concerned.

Um hey lady where do you think you’re going with that champagne tub  (at Pump Restaurant)

Um hey lady where do you think you’re going with that champagne tub (at Pump Restaurant)

Oh you know, just shooting hotties. #hugegaybrunch  (at Pump Restaurant)

Oh you know, just shooting hotties. #hugegaybrunch (at Pump Restaurant)

Not bad, Oregon.

Not bad, Oregon.

World’s greatest birthday cake? (Yes.)

World’s greatest birthday cake? (Yes.)

I made a scallop thing!

I made a scallop thing!

Such a strange world.  (at Nintendo World)

Such a strange world. (at Nintendo World)